Pathan:
yarye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya
likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store
waale hi samjh
paate hen,
Sardar:Wo likhte hen:
"Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya
Naam Hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: Yeh Kaisa Naam Hua?
Pathan: Hum Jahan B Hota Hai,
Wo Humko Dhoond Hi Leta Hai.

Pathan Ka ßaita Awaaz ßadal
Ker Apnay Master Ko Çall Kerta
Hy..
"Maira ßaita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy,
Aaj Nahi Aa §akta"
Master Awaaz Pehchan Ker
Ghussay §y ßola..
Tum Kon ßaat Ker Rahay Hou?
ßacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay
Abbu ßaat Ker Rahay Hain..

Pathan Ki 2 Beveyan Lar
Pari..Aik Boli K Aaj Sunday
Hay.or 2sari Boli Ni .Aaj Mondy
Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa K Bola
Hum Kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma
Parh K Aya Hun?

yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi,
liya paper aur tasveer aapki
banayi,
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar
rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko
draane ke kaam aayi

Pathan Galti Se Samunder Me Gir
Gaya.... Doobte Doobte Uske
Hath Me Machli Aayi....use
Pakad Kar Bahar Pheka Aur Bola
Ja Tu Toh Apni Jan
Bacha Le..

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata
tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay
thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top
kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia
kertay thay,

Pathan to wife: in romantic
mode,
Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?
wife: nahi tu?
Pathan: tu phir aj humari taraf
monh kion kar rakha hai

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Say Lauta.
Maa:
Kahan Thay?
Beta:
Emotional film
Dekhnay Gaya Tha
'MAA kA PYAR'.
.
Maa:
Ab ander Ja kay Action Film
Dekh..
'BAAP ki MAAR

2 dost ek hi exm me 2 ri bar fail
ho gaye
1 dost- chal yaar suicide karte
hai,
2 dost- abe pagla gaya h kya
agle janam fir "jr.KG" se shuru
karna padega..

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne
chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi
gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me
badalte hain”

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho
tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho
tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas
ho tum..!!!

Yoon Khaali Palkei'n Jhuka
Dene Se Neend Nahi Aati
Sotey Wohi Log Hyb Jin K Liye
Koi Jaag Raha Hota Hy

AIK PATHAN CHILKAY SAMET KELA
KHA RAHA THA
ADMINE POCHA TO KEHNAY LAGA
MUJHAY YAQEEN HA IS KE ANDAR
KELE HI HOGA

Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte
Hoy Pakra Gya.
Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa
Q Kia.?
PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To
Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki
Mannat Mani Thi

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì
speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA
INTIZR KR RHA HY

1 pathan ka mobile chori ho
gaya.
Pathan bohat roya, rote rote
hasne lga.
Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
Pathanbola mobile to le gya pr
charger to mere pas hy na